Considering tomorrow's Monday and all..

Careerbuilder.com is a job search website and recently conducted a survey of the strangest complaints received from employees.

CHICAGO, August 12, 2009 - In the midst of a stressful employment environment, hiring managers took some time to bring a little levity to the workplace. More than 2,600 hiring managers participated in a nationwide survey from CareerBuilder, citing examples of the oddest complaints they received from employees. Highlights include:

Employee is too sun-tanned.

Employee has big hair.

Employee eats all the good cookies.

Employee is so polite, it’s infuriating.

Employee suspected co-worker is a pimp.

Employee is trying to poison me.

Employee’s body is magnetic and keeps de-activating my magnetic access card.

Employee is personally responsible for a federally-mandated tax increase.

Employee was annoyed the company didn’t provide a place for naps during break

time.
Employee only wears slippers or socks at work.

Employee’s aura is wrong.

Employee smells like road ramps.

Employee breathes too loudly.

Employee wants to check a co-worker for ticks.

8:00 a.m. is too early to get up for work.

Employee wore pajamas to work.

Employee has bells on her shoes and it’s not the holidays.

Co-worker reminded the employee too much of Bambi.

Employee spends too much time caring for stray cats around the building.

A male employee keeps using the ladies’ room because the men’s room is not as tidy.

Check out more info at: http://tinyurl.com/nwbwc5

Happy Work Day tomorrow all!